Hey Kids, I just wanted to let you know, I'm really sorry about being so obnoxious and unprofessional.

This is usually a state where I'm quite comfortable you know, being obnoxious and unprofessional (see my entire history of blog posts here for more fun examples, like my innovative flip-off emoticon, searching for Rory Blyth, and my new book), but it's clear that what was considered playful satire has offended, and so you all have my deepest, sincerest apologies for that, and a pledge that I'm not going to talk about or show any pictures of anything naked, undressed, without clothes, or nude in the future.

To prove to you that I'm over my naked thing once and for all, here's a picture of my dog:

And for what it's worth, Sara is a good friend, and I was promoting her work (images photoshopped from her web site) as much as having fun with it. Again my apologies for my complete lack of any judgment whatsoever. As always, I'm trying to be a better person.